The Fart Conversation
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The Fart Conversation

Farts are funny. Talking to your toddler about farts is even funnier. Its because they don't know why it is funny. They laugh when they fart , because it is a funny feeling . And also a kind of relief . They giggle and they announce proudly that have farted . They announce even louder when it's you who have farted.

I have begun to enjoy farts much more now that I am a mother because me and my toddler have a hearty laugh  about it. Though I completely forgot the toddlers ability to reproduce any and every thing that she experiences in the house, to the outside world. And now with a toddler always around , the joy of letting one go in peace and with nobody to overhear, is lost.

Here is an incident where I wished I could just disappear into thin air .  Me and my toddler were grocery shopping at the nearby vegetable market.  It was early in the evening and hence the vegetable market was not too crowded . I was waiting for the seller to measure out bhindi for me . There must be around 7 to 8 people around within earshot . And that is the time I decided to relieve one.  Now it was a fairly crowded road so I was confident that it was going to go unnoticed . Except that I forgot my toddler who is at now at a very interesting height . She immediately heard and in all her innocence , loudly asked me "Mommy did you fart?"

There was a sudden silence , and awkward looks were passed all around . I turned the brightest shade of pink as I replied, "No no. Are you mad?? " 

People in the vicinity are sniggering , avoiding looking at me . I am avoiding looking at them . My bhindi is lying on the measuring sale forgotten .

And then the descendent of Raja Harishchandra , my beloved daughter again replies at her loudest , "No mummy , you farted loudly." 

Silence , and slowly now some more very obvious sniggers. 

I summon all my courage , while in my mind believing that I am in a parallel universe and nobody can see or hear me, I silently hold out my bag for the bhindi. The seller empties the contents in my bag without a word. I suspect he must have put a couple of pieces extra out of pity.  I pay him  and without bothering to wait for the change , I walk out of the market , pulling my toddler along , my head held high(?) with fake pride as if nothing happened, and my dignity down in the drain

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